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October 1, 2009 Featured, Porn Channel, Pornstars, SEXLINKS No Comments

When I Ran Into The Porn Man

I sometimes start to wonder if everyone’s sexual craving for hardcore porn videos is as fucking intense as mine? And whenever I start thinking into the love I have for sex films & especially my passion for always elevating the amount of opportunities I have for apply seduction & passion to truly capture the maximum enjoyment of establishing new new sexual encounters with different babes I’m always reminded of true old time legend and inspiration that happens to be a dude I’m pretty damn lucky to know. So when I recently ran into my buddy at a casino in Las Vegas I quickly snapped my game back into place.

This dude is someone special not only is he an avid collector with a primo collection of vintage, hardcore, fetish and plenty of mainstream DVD pornos but is also the most successful playboy I’ve ever met. His tactics & approach is natural & so powerful he willingly turns off the charm 99% of the time. Actually, I just know him to be called the porn man. To anyone that knows him personally he is an insightful pickup artist and savvy adult film resource especially when he can tell you which porn star starred in what video and in great detail why their sexual performance made each movie so awesome and a one-of-a-kind production. He said he most recently bought a DVD movie online and I think it was a Jenna Jameson 3 pack from VIVID.

When it comes to finding out about sex films he’s my go to guy. But the dude is one massively intimidating looking fellow. He looks like a mix between the Garbage Can Man and the Giant Troll so when you first see porn man up close most people take a step back. Even though he looks like the Godfather’s Luca Brazzi he’s definitely not that intimidating once you spark up a conversation.

The last time I met up with the porn man I was with some buddies and was enjoying a killer hangover from an all night gambling binge. We were sitting at a diner nestled in a tiny corner of one of the bigger hotels on the Strip and I thought I saw an ogerly looking shadow lurking near the buffet. Then I suddenly realized this beastful shadow wasn’t a hallucination. It was real but my pounding mangled state my mind didn’t want to believe it. My massive intake of drinking which sparked my need of all night romping excursion with a willing handful of voluptuous ladies made running into the porn man that much better. My hangover was gone instantly.

Rumor his it that the porn man is not just a top aficionado of primo adult films but he actually is an old time porn star. Now this isn’t verifiable by any sources but all the people I know that knows the porn man just knows dudes name as porn man himself. So seeing the porn man randomly was definitely a special event. He’s someone to look up to and damn right look up to and if ever be jealous of too.

When I peeked at the buffet again I realized the porn man himself wasn’t in line to munch on a plate of fresh & delicious Chinese food. He was standing in line by the buffet waiting to get the attention of one of the industry’s stand out porn star babes. He looked just like a frozen statue like the hilariously naked sculpture creepily vaulted inside the entryway at Caeser’s palace nestled between the boutique shops and the main casino entrance, meaning dude looked totally awkward and totally out of place . I told my buddies that the he’s the porn man and then he looked over at us started laughing.

Supposedly It turned out He was in the buffet line buying trying to build up the balls to talk to one of the hottest & most famous porn star babes in the planet. Or maybe he was there already with her.. I’m trying hard to convince the Porn man that he belongs here in YouPorn Sex Magazine to contribute some sexual encounters & tales of seduction & movie reviews so things around here really need to be running at full sail. If the Porn man shows up again I know aleady when the porn man comes the Porn man is going to want to see that our porn is dished up hard, plentifully and fresh so in the Porn man’s honor and in my attempt win some respect with the man I prepared today’s list of videos especially with the porn man’s craving in mind. So once again here is a healthy dosage of daily top rated sex movies and without any further delay this lethal list of free porn won’t stop coming, man!

Thursday, July 16, 2009

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